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culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.
His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.
by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009
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Clingy-Boyfriend

A boyfriend who messages you 24/7 or whenever they can even if you can't. They give you weird nicknames to try and be attractive or cute but it is just so FUCKING ANNOYING. They constantly flirt because they want your affection. They will consistently ask you the same question such as are you okay or do you love me until you're pushed to the point where you feel suffocated and have no freedom. They get really angry when other guys talk to you even if it's your dad. They try to be with you at all times and if you aren't with them they will ask where you are/who you're with/what you're doing. They are possessive and they will try to be close to you for example hugging you or kissing you 24/7 they will try take you away from your friends, and they always say that they don't know what they'd do without you or something along those lines.
Clingy-Boyfriend : Hey my future wife <3 you ok?
Girlfriend: Heyy I'm ok are you?
Boyfriend: yh i just feel like you don't love me
Girlfriend: I do i just don't think i should have to say since you already know i do
Boyfriend: Ok What you up to?
Girlfriend: I'm talking to Zac what about you?
Boyfriend: What are you guys talking about, are you messaging or is he with you, are you cheating on me??????
Girlfriend: no we are just talking about stuff I have to go
Boyfriend: Ok bye cutie! xxxxxxxxxxx <3 <3 <3 <3
by TheSaddos July 30, 2016
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clingyduo

clingyduo is popping off today!
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Cueing

A common grip used in masturbation where the penis is held only by the thumb and pointer finger of one's hand, rather than by all fingers. The grip shows resemblance to how one would hold a pool cue stick and is certain to produce an excellent orgasm.
Guy 1: Dude, she took forever to jerk me off last night. Her hand kept sliding all over my dick and I barely even came.
Guy 2: You know better than that, dude. Tell your girl she needs to be cueing!
by Mr. Pound Town November 14, 2011
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Curling lifestyle

Noun. The life lead by the true curling players. Characteristics include straight pants, a windstopper jacket and custom made curling shoes. The nightlife is an essential part of the curling lifestyle, as is drinking huge amounts of beer with other teams. Players leading the curling lifestyle use only snus, only because smoking is prohibited on the premises.
The skip of the finnish team , Markku Uusipaavalniemi is a dedicated forerunner of the curling lifestyle
by x0000000x March 8, 2006
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Cubing Off

(v.)The act of solving the Rubix Cube in front of others at inappropriate times.
Mr. G, our Rubix Cube Club sponsor, was cubing off on the stage in the middle of the award's ceremony.
by E-dawg. October 21, 2008
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Clingtard

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is a clinger and whom also happens to be a retard about it.
"Is she still single? -- Nah, she ended up going back to that Clingtard of hers. You mean, she actually went back to that desperate idiot?!"
by kemperature January 28, 2010
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