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cuckoo fist

The appendage necessary for giving a micro penis a hand job.
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"His penis was so small you'd only need a cuckoo fist
by Tarquin fairbottom May 26, 2022
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Cacti cuckoo

Someone who loves cacti, probably has a japenese one and feeds them, no social life, just cacti
Omg that girl is so cacti cuckoo !
by Savanna.serene July 7, 2017
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Cuckoo

A cuckoo is where a chicken has fucked its mum during a school shooting
Man I experienced a cuckoo today at school
That's rough buddy
by Tamra Todoroki July 8, 2021
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Cuckoo Lorus

"Cuckoo Lorus" Slang for Scleral tattoos: the coloring of the conjunctiva, the clear membrane covering the sclera and inner eyelids, usually black and is permanent trend that makes look like demon sorta hehe
My friends coming to visit dont freak but she has Cuckoo Lorus, oh pardon whats Cuckoo Lorus? It means she has the Scleral black eyes tattoo's. Wicked thats soo dope! yeah she's a sweet Cuckoo Lorus hehe bless her heart lol lalala
by Screbble October 13, 2025
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Cuckoo

Verb - to forcefully and without consent seal the genitalia passageways closed on an unsuspecting victim. Best results come from using medical grade, thin viscosity adhesives allowing an injection of glue deep into the genitalia cavity for an optimal, leakproof seal.
I was left with no other choice than to follow that wrinkled old bitch home, throat punch her sleeping husband to prevent any interruptions to the procedure, and then I performed a flawless cuckoo in that dumb hags dusty cunt bag. Cuckoo mafucka!!!!!!
by Sir CuckooCachoo March 13, 2025
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Cuckoo

- A person who threatens people - A person who makes up lies about someone and then gets that someone in massive trouble - A person who is a danger to themselves or their friends or family - A person with severe mental illness - A serial killer.
15 year old: hey you your so ugly i wanna smash your face against the wall, Other person: You cuckoo I'm actually called the prettiest kid in my classroom what are you saying.
by Cuckoo definition March 3, 2022
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cuckoo for cocoa puffs

When a person gets triggered by something into losing all self control and exhibits irrational behavior in front of others.
Stacey saw Kiley give Austin a smooch and went cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
by TheToesKnows September 30, 2023
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