Crystal Queer

The precise moment that somebody realizes that they are gay.

Herb didn't know why his thoughts dwelled on Chad. It was only after much thought that Herb realized that he was in love. It was crystal queer.

by backotruck January 10, 2013

Crystal clear

Something transparently clear or easily understandable.

Gave me crystal clear definition.

by Crystal_clear February 3, 2010

Crystal Girl

A crystal girl is a girl who carries around crystals everywhere she goes, she usually wears dramatic eyeliner and has dyed hair. Most crystal girls are also very spiritual and often try to make their non spiritual friends buy crystals. They are also very energetic and bring positive energy into your life.

The Crystal Girl: OMG hey Emma I just bought a NEW ROSE QUARTZ!! you should TOTALLY TRY IT YAAYAYYA, LOOK i just made my crush fall in love with me by manifesting him!!!!!!!!

Emma: ok

by swaggerlife1235 February 15, 2021

crystel

A cute and soft girl when you get to know her but fierce when se feels like she needs to be. She acts like a tomboy however inside she is the type of girl to flush over a guy. She independent when needs be and can stand up for herself and whats right.

Crystel is my role model!

by Icy Wrist Queen April 28, 2017

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

by zorcher June 13, 2009

crystal menthe

A strong alcoholic beverage invented in August of 2006 in the Bahamas. As said by the name, it's most potent ingredient is Creme de Menthe. This obviously gives the drinker an overwhelming sensation that they are drinking listerine. Best taken in very small shots after slightly inebriated.

The name was a spin-off joke on the drug crystallized methamphetamine.

- "You wanna do shots?"
~ "Yeah, let's see how many crystal menthes we can handle."
- "No way, that stuff's way too strong .. and expensive."

by little orphan annie September 18, 2006

crystal skull head

When somones head resembles that of a crystal skull which was once found in an Indiana Jones film.

Woah Danny watch where you're swinging that crystal skull head!

by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014