cryptkeeper five

The greatest band to ever come out of New Jersey. The blend a style of 50's rocknroll, 70's punk, bluegrass, rockabilly.

Cryptkeeper five...and their goddamn rock n roll

by Dan Lehner November 10, 2003

Crypto mood

When your mood depends on the current crypto market trends.

Steve : “Jon is ecstatic today, I wonder what happened ”

Mike : “Thats his crypto mood.”

by DevudaPlease October 14, 2021

Cryptards

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

Crypto aggression

Crypto aggression: where you’re so convinced crypto is the future that anyone inquiring about, or questioning crypto enraged you.

Johnny was so happy about getting some of his portfolio into etherium, until Bob asked him about the intrinsic value of crypto currencies and Johnny felt a wave of crypto aggression coming on.

by Jtrexcordkeeper January 28, 2022

El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

Caputus Crepitus

A fireball spell from Team Fortress 2

Scout - Caputus Crepitus *fireball appears on his hand*

by ThatOneHuman125k June 29, 2016

Al Kazeer cryptic

A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.

I smoked an Al Kazeer cryptic and was stoned for TWO DAYS. (true story)

by Flingotravels May 13, 2005