Crockpottin’

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.

I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Cambodian Crockpot

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.

I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.

by Big Mike 77 November 2, 2011

Country Crock

A spit roast with the entire family.

A Country Crock with my brother and sister is fun, but it's way more fun with mom and dad.

by horny_toad69 August 14, 2019

Davey Crockett Hat

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???

I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats

by seacadi67 October 2, 2009

Chris crock

Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”

“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”

Or

“You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”

by Chris crock 1 June 21, 2018

Crockett

The baddest, most macho, stylish motherfather who ever walked the planet. Detective James "Sonny" Crockett, played by Don Johnson on Miami Vice.

Wow, that guy is straight-up Crockett.

by Crockett1984 March 6, 2009

Cronk

When you finna get crazy with the boys and/or chaotic.

“everybody’s getting cronk (cronk) smack him if he’s getting to drunk (drunk)”-Ke$ha

“Friday’s gonna be wild we finna get CRONK” Jake said to his boys

by tatertot69 October 23, 2019