Costa del Chav

Holiday destination popular among chavs. Typically refers to anywhere cheap, crowded and with the only real attractions being bars and beaches.

Are you going for your usual week in the Costa del Chav this year?

by chavros July 31, 2006

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Costco Chef

I person who thinks they can cook but in reality they are just good at heating up frozen meals from costco.

My mom thinks she is a 5 star cook, but in reality she is just a costco chef.

by Scott J. F. March 22, 2010

Costcoamnesia

Consuming large amounts of Costco food (i.e. hotpockets, bread, gogurt, etc.) and then having no recollection of said consumption.

That poor boy Kenneth has costcoamnesia.

by MDL Enterprises September 8, 2011

Costa Bitch

(also works with Starbucks bitch etc, whatevers local)

The chick in your office you ask/coerce/bully into doing a run to the local coffee shop in her break

I want costa, where's my costa bitch? Lydia stop closing emails you haven't actioned and go get some creamy coolers.

by Captain RapesCo October 29, 2014

Costco

A collosal store that sells items in bulk. They also sell large items like bouncy castles or basket ball hoops. They also sell the BEST hotdogs!

Mum can we go to Costco?

by shoethousond October 19, 2019

Costco Lunch

going to the store Costco with no intention of buying anything, except to walk around and eat all the free samples

#1: Dude, the other day I forgot my money at home so I had to eat a Costo Lunch.

#2: The other day I had to sneak around Costco stealing free samples, making sure the people didn't recognize me...what a Costco Lunch!

by cooooooooooooolbeans June 2, 2010