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Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a proudly gay cross-dressing YouTube blogger, (made famous by his highly melodramatic “Leave Britney Alone” vid) who had the potential to become a good video blogger once he attained fame, but somewhat sabotaged that chance by posting more over-dramatized, acted out rants about seemingly trivial matters which overshadow his ACTUAL GOOD videos. IMO, these definitions already listed on UD either blindly over-beat or over-praise Chris Crocker, so here’s my 2 cents.

A lot of the hate for Chris Crocker is to blame on first impressions of his less serious videos where he practically acts stupid, parades an elitist attitude and says wads of overzealous bullshit often in a ‘ghetto’ voice (perhaps, for attention?) But believe it or not, many of Chris’s more serious videos give out very worthy messages, because instead of ranting he looks at the bigger picture and comments very reasonably, down to earth and intelligently on social issues which affect many different people, and not only what he’s experiencing. His over-acted vids are laughable, and that’s what they should be seen as- not taken seriously as Chris’s honest views.
I'll give Chris Crocker credit for being his own person, but at times he seriously has to grow up.
by R'Amen December 6, 2010
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Betty Crocker

To make prepackaged baked goods.


Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.
I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?
by Seriously this is ridiculous February 4, 2009
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Davey Crocket

The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.
Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.
by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006
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Davy Crockett

Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.
Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?

Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!

Victim: What the F!?

Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!

Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!
by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006
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chris crocker

See 'fag' or 'faggot'.
by Casey m February 29, 2008
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chris crocker

A sad excuse for a celebrity giving Homosexuality a bad image.
Chris Crocker: I am gay!

Reality: No, theres a HUGE difference between you and gay people.
by Coasterboi October 21, 2007
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Crockety

This couch is crockety. We need a new one.
by Wordmaker4TX September 4, 2018
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