John Craven

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).

In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.

by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008

Craven Morehead

apparently Trebek is

by Alex March 10, 2003

Crient

When a asian tries to say the word client in very bad broken english.

Are you here in China to meet crients?

by Oldschool22 December 13, 2010

Clive

The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.

In b4 clive

In between clive

In after clive

by u mad brah? July 3, 2009

The Boy Who Cried Rizz

It is a boy that has the best rizz in the world and nobody is better than him. If he is net to your girl he can rizz her up without even looking at her. Whenever he cries he girls come to him and then he fucks them.

The Boy Who Cried Rizz is so nice that i let him fuck me when he was sad.

by The Boy Who Cried Rizz December 7, 2022

Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.

Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!

by thefozinator October 29, 2011

crivens

A Scots expression of surprise or shock.

Crivens! Ma kilt's on fire!

by skaffman August 10, 2004