Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.
The noise from a chain reactor fart.
The noise from a chain reactor fart.
Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
Get the Ass crickets mug.Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.
(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.
(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.
(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!
When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.
"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.
"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013
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Deathly pre-evolved devices with the purpose of aiding one with an injured leg, knee, ankle, etc.
May cause drowsiness, sweating, and result in massive upper-body strength.
ultimately, makes one look like a badass god/goddess capable of surviving any difficult circumstance.
May cause drowsiness, sweating, and result in massive upper-body strength.
ultimately, makes one look like a badass god/goddess capable of surviving any difficult circumstance.
'that guy's on crutches? he must be a menacing thug!'
'i get the best crack from people on crutches.'
'that girl gave the greatest head i've ever had. i was blindfolded, but she was obviously on crutches.'
'i get the best crack from people on crutches.'
'that girl gave the greatest head i've ever had. i was blindfolded, but she was obviously on crutches.'
by anirtak930 January 20, 2009
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by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009
Get the crotchety rocket mug.1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.
2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.
2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.
1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."
2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"
2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"
by X-T-C October 2, 2017
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You: "Last night was sloppy – can you believe we ate burgers at Zuni?!"
Friend: No response or recollection…crickets…
Friend: No response or recollection…crickets…
by Itwasnt Me May 24, 2007
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