hover craft

A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing

Curtis_ Hey Tyler! . .Who's that guy standing beside you?

Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft

by T Masta H December 28, 2005

Crafting table level

This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".

DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.

by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020

Craft

An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.

Don't cry, craft.

by juliaock September 8, 2015

craffee

Crap coffee. As created by Chris Pirillo.

Pirillo Vlog 362 (What's Better Than Tetris) 00:16 "I started the day with a cup of craffee........ That would be my word for crappy coffee. I expect it to show up on Urban Dictionary within the hour."

by notlockergnome April 21, 2013

Crafty Veteran

When the chick craps in a martini shot glass then mixes it with Jose Cuervo then makes the dude take it as a body shot out of her regions.

Bob- How'd the drinking games go last night?
Al- I won, but at the end Kari gave me a Crafty Veteran.

by Dusty Cox March 15, 2009

craftsterbation

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.

Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

by betsy January 20, 2005

CraftTM

CraftTM was a once-popular Minecraft "Hub" server that closed in October of 2012. It is owned by Ricktza, a quite mysterious fellow. It has also been called CakeCraft. Before its closing, over 4,500 players total and usually had over a 100 players at once. It reopened on January 2013 in beta. Currently, the server is still in development and has a cracked Minecraft launcher, complete with customizable skins. However, the server has been having financial issues ever since of its reopening, and relies mostly on donators.

I wish I went to the Minecraft CraftTM server. They're the best Minecraft server since 2012.

by HPBoy99 March 27, 2013