crapscrabble

1. The act of defecation accompanied by a romping round of Scrabble.

"Dude, you up for a game of crapscrabble?"
"All right, but we're not sharing toilets again."

by roy corso February 17, 2006

Crap Strap

This is when the drunk girl at the party or just a lazy chick doesn't wipe her anus correctly and leaves poop on it. She pulls up her thongs and proceeds to go about her night. When the boyfriend pulls them off later and sees her crap strap. Total turn off, unless he is just as gross!

Brandon: Wow last night I was so horny I got my girl to the bedroom and I pulled her thong off, it was supposed to be a white one but all i saw was a brown streak, total Crap Strap!!!

Nick: Oh man that girl is nasty huh?

Brandon: Ehhh whatever man, I still got some. I just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!

by Rainbows in my Eyes June 11, 2010

Claptrap

Vagina infected with Gonorrhea

Dont stick your dick in that runny claptrap.

by Clauzilla May 21, 2016

crap strap

a hall pass used to go to the restroom.

the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.

by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011

crapslap

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

by sexapeal July 6, 2011

crapstalion

a crapstalion is a person or animal that cant stop taking a shit every half hour

"stupid dog cant stop taking a shit... little crapstalion"

by rishakibarack June 9, 2017

Coatstraphobia

The fear of not being able to move in ones own coat and/or jacket.

Jimbo: "Hey Bill it's -40°c, why you taking your coat off?"
Bill: "This damn puffy jacket, it's triggering my coatstraphobia!"

by FredsHotToddieBody September 14, 2018