cracker

A term used in the friendliest manner and used for greeting by all races except Elmer Fudds, then pronounced kwacker and exclaimed with malice. Possible origin of word from early 19th century(1810 to 1840) coined when the sound of the whip was the slave's (usually black) or the endentured servant's (usually white,latino,or asian)or the employee's/associate's (with a healthy salary/401k/IRA/HMO/pph's etc.) call to pick up the pace at any given jobsite. Whether it be cotton fields,railroad tracks,bridges,tunnels, or any other private or municipal project that required a large work force therefore an inherent high number of slackers(pre-union era)made it necessary to get the attention of said unmotivated workers,By making the end of a bullwhip travel faster than the speed of sound("cracking noise") The technique, when practiced regularly can cause an adequate statement of authority. The man/or woman dealing out this authority was called "the cracker".
All those middle class people are just standing in line, getting ready to graze, at the cracker barrel. If their was a head cracker in charge I'll bet the line would be moving faster. "cracker pleease?!".
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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cracker

A racist term towards white people. For some reason blacks can call us honkey or cracker(not that any of us really care)but we all now that the only reason the government doesnt do something about it is because we dont want blacks to bitch even more. kind of like a toddler, you give him what he wants so he stops complaning.
Black guy:you cracker mothafucka!

White guy:fuck you nigger

Crowed: hey get that guy he said the N word hes a racist!

white guy: but he called me a honkey

black guy:that ill show you not to be racist hockey bitch!
by narglertarbler January 6, 2008
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cracker

a white person, especially one with habits which are deemed very white/pop culturally uncool, i.e. eating mayonnaise all the time, wearing plaid pants, playing golf, etc.
some people, like me, are not ashamed of being crackers and embrace their whiteness, however dorky.
see Dave Chappelle's hilarious impersonations of white people for an example of crackerliness.
well goshdarn it folks, I'm a cracker and I sure am proud of it. now I'm gonna go play golf and eat parsnips with my buds from the mayonnaise factory!
by Cracker Mcwhitey December 15, 2004
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cracker

1) A derogatory term toward persons of European descent.

The verb "crack" meant to boast proudly. Cracker became an insulting, pejorative name during the 1760s, referring to Scots-Irish settlers and their joking antics. There are other theorized origins. However, all theories indicate white people calling other white people "crackers."

2) A wafer-like, unleavened snack composed primarily of flour and water.

3) A firecracker.
That redneck cracker asked me for cheese and crackers, but threw ignited crackers at me when I informed him that I had no cheese.
by whitegirlsickofwhiteracists April 23, 2009
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cracker

1-A word inspired by the "crack" sound made by the whip of a slave driver used to denote a white person or group of white people that are punishing peoples of color for bias rules or laws that they themselves created as means to oppress. 2-A word considered by many ignorant white people to be the equivalent of "nigger".
That cracker ass pussy punched a young black girl in the face for jaywalking.

What kind of retard compares "cracker" to "nigger" when "nigger" is a term created to DEHUMANIZE an entire group of people and "cracker" is not even close to a term for dehumanizing?

You are a cracker because you constantly down the accomplishments of people of color.
by definingchamp August 3, 2010
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cracker

you have to look this word up? holy shit

its a white boy
john smith = cracker

how white is john smith?
by afromaniac October 5, 2006
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cracker

Another word for 'fart'. To do a cracker is to 'break wind', 'let off' or 'fart'.
Who did the cracker? It stinks!
by Diingram June 26, 2008
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