Caught on the Crapper

When someone catches you masturbating on the toilet or when semen is found on the toilet seat.

Boy: Hey you wanna go see a movie with me and Beth?

Friend: No, I can't.

Boy: Why not?

Friend: I got caught on the crapper.

by Lolerskates96 June 1, 2010

Brown Cappy

The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.

DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Fran Chappell

A character from the BBC3 animation who used her daughters disappearence to become a celebrity.
It can also be used as a euphenism for people who try to gain personal fame off their missing child whether the child is a son or daughter e.g. Kate McCann

"Gissa job! I'll do anything! Lezza stuff, barnyard sex, anal, Ready Steady Cook, anything!" - Fran Chappell

by Adam Clarke September 18, 2007

No cappuccino

No cap

“Aye bro that bitch is fine”
“Hell yeah no cappuccino”

by Ennishater December 15, 2018

the crapper

the bathroom

I'm going to the crapper

by Dawn September 12, 2002

Crappo Bappo

An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.

"Oh look, I'm pretending to put this book away on a reeeeally high shelf and- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!!"

by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011

Crappy Meal

A cheap way to give your child the same food that comes in a "happy meal." This is done by purchasing the "two cheeseburger meal" plus a kid size drink. You then give the kid one of your cheesburgers and a few of your fries. But, of course, you don't get the toy.

"Mom, I want a happy meal."

"No, I'll just share my two cheesburger meal with you and get you your own drink."

"Thats not a happy meal, that's a Crappy Meal."

by T. McRae November 4, 2006