cutler

CUTLER / or past / CUTLERED

-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.

-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.

"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."

by muggster November 13, 2016

Core Cooler

Laying shirtless on one's back and placing an ice cube in one's belly button. Thought of as clever by trailer trash from the Southern United States. Only effective when the user posesses a ponderous beer gut.

"Earl! Why you layin' all up in the hot sun like that?"

"It's nuthin' Martha; I got's me my core cooler"

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

jay cutlering

(verb): The act of looking uninspired and lazy while doing a job that you are overpaid to do.

"Yeah, it's not pretty but I am jay cutlering my way through it".

by Bexol December 17, 2014

the cooler gang

The coolest of the cool. A gang you’ve never even seen before. They’re pretty much a bunch of jojo nerds on Instagram. The leader is @thecoolerjoseph and co-leaders @thecooleravdol and @thecoolerpolnareff. Also shoutout to @thecoolermark and @the.cooler.dosuke. They post cool content.

The cooler gang is cooler than the surreal gang

by Jonathan Brando May 30, 2019

Gentleman Jay Cutler

A professional football player who cries like a puss until he gets traded, acquires a fat multi-year contract, and everybody says they love him. When accomplished he puts on an Armani suit and smiles.

"Looks like Gentleman Jay Cutler just threw another interception...what a fucking tool!"

by MileHighIdiot October 29, 2009

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

Jay Cutler

NFL quarterback who threw a pussy fit when new coach Josh McDaniels came to Denver.

Went to Chicago and sucked ass and threw more interceptions than anyone ever thought possible.

Also has a fat face and looks like he is always stoned!

Person 1: Look at that dumb ass loser
Person 2: Yea he looks like a Cutler

He threw more interceptions than Jay Cutler

by CBS Man November 24, 2009