Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them

Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"

by escuato. October 8, 2025

cornball

a person who is incredibly cringe and late to memes

timmy: im so sad, this bart simpson edit really connects to me

bartholomew:KYS, you cornball

by supersenior69 June 24, 2025

Cornball

Someone that tries to act cool but isn’t

Charles is a cornball

by unicorn are littt May 19, 2023

Cornball

Someone who has the weakest, pussy ass takes who wouldn’t survive one walk through anywhere but their parents expensive home (they are also would vote reform but can’t legally vote, entitled and think they are better than everyone due to their family’s status)

Then the absolute cornball said “I listen to metal music for the melodic chorus and just suffer through the horrible verses”

by The ‘soon June 9, 2024

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

U get no huzz, Ur game is horrible and ur unfunny or ur Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means ur a lame ass MF

by Bruh224 March 4, 2025

Cornballed

Past-tense verb of Cornball. Used to describe when someone becomes a cornball, or when someone behaves in the act of cornballing. Can also be used as a past participle.

BenJammins cornballed as soon as he made gifs of himself of gifs mocking him.
"I'm pretty sure nobody laughed bro. You cornballed hard out there."

by Tbblobnoern December 14, 2025

cornball

A guy with a sasuke profile picture and thinks there so cool. They listen to xxxtentacion and eat macaroni and cheese.
And plays Scorpion.

That guy right there is such a cornball he plays Scorpion hes probably five years old!

by anukus June 17, 2023