cornflake

a dry, corny person who is mildly hillbilly

my neighbor is such a freakin cornflake

by jenefiero May 16, 2005

conflake

n. Combination of conservative and flake

Used derogatorily by thinking people when making reference to followers of Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, or Bill O'Reilly.

pl. conflakes

Ignore the troll, he's just another conflake, straight for them audience of Fox News.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 30, 2011

cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table

“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 1, 2017

smugglin' cornflakes

A phrase for someone who has cellulite, usually on the backs of the legs.

Sally doesn't look good in a bathing suit. That bitch is smugglin' cornflakes.

by a myriad of lights June 25, 2008

Walking cornflake

A really really ugly person, usually ginger, that their face looks like a cornflake e.g. its all lumpy

and they can walk because they have legs

yo man check out craig over there" "yea man hes a total walking cornflake

by WxL November 24, 2011

captain cornflakes

Someone who really does not like the n word...

I said the n word on Captain Cornflakes stream, karma is an n word

by I am a fucking cunt March 1, 2017

pink cornflake

when your fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum, pull out and bust your nuggety load on the bottom of her feet then throw a fist full of cornflakes at your man baby juice.

dude i just gave that slut reeeoqeeeueceehia the pink cornflake!!!!

by mcslope June 28, 2009