blow career

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.

Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

coheed and cambria

incredible, incredible band. their sound cannot be matched.

In Keeping Secret Of Silent Earth: 3 needs to come out yesterday because i need my Coheed and Cambria fix.

by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.

Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!

by Nitrolian June 5, 2013

Coleen

someone who eats avocados with milk and sugar, puts salt on their watermelon, pronounces Advertisement as Ad-ver-tis-ment, no one knows the layout of her house , is too lazy too walk 2 steps to get her switch and will never be barefoot.

COLEEN THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT

COLEEN GET UP, STOP BEING LAZY

by ilooklikeadoplhin October 11, 2020

Cordelia

A intelligent and well versed girl. Kind of a know-it-all and a little bossy, but always there for you. Not extremely beautiful, although reasonably hot by anyone standards.

"Did you see that girl who gave the speech last night?"
"Cordelia! I know her she is always raising her hand in my AP American History class!"

by hellofellowhuman June 4, 2017

Coreen

A girl's name meaning...warm... comforting...caregiver

Coreens' are usually hard to figure out, beautiful, and very artistic.

Coreens' are also extremely funny and can make anyone laugh with their strange humor. She will have you laughing for hours on end.

Coreen is everything you will ever want or need in a person.

Coreen is divine in her own right. Corinne will always come out on top, because Coreen will always get what Coreen wants.

No one knows what Coreen will say or do next!!

by B E A Utiful ONE February 4, 2010