Asshole Convention

A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.

I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.

by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011

comic convention

Where all the nerds hang out. Showcases video games, comics, manga, television.
And Star Trek

1) Im off to comicon in the scotty costume i knitted!

Im off to comic convention in the scotty costume i knitted!

by DaCakeMan September 15, 2013

Cuntnugget convention

A group of people that outweighs a cluster fuck or any other definition

Work is a cuntnugget convention, no one knows what the fuck they are doing or cares.

by Cuntnugget convention employee September 15, 2020

Convent girl

• noun

A top-level hoe who attends St. Joseph's convent, San Fernando. The average convent girl has 10-12 niggas and enjoys such pastimes as sucking dick and hanging around lots of naps/pres/benedicts men. If you spot a convent girl, immediately call this hotline: 1800-HOE-BGON
Convent girls can usually be spotted by their once white (now brown) school shoes, and their after school grime and stank.

That convent girl smells really bad. It's probably her post-school funk.

by Suck my coco December 6, 2016

Geneva Convention

A suggestion.

The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.

by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020

Convention Lollipop

A con-goer who is extremely attractive but is lacking in the areas required for an on-going relationship. Used for flirting, showing off, and possibly sex at the convention only. You may use the same convention lollipop over several years. Similar to arm candy.

That dude had the most beautiful body Fawn had ever seen, but the intelligence of a gopher. No matter, she'd found her convention lollipop.

by The Blanket Monster July 31, 2010

Hindenburg Convention

when a small group of friends arrange to get together and the number of people invited rapidly increases, and the get together falls apart from the logistics of it all.

I was trying to meet up with a friend, this his wife wanted in, then more people got invited and it became a Hindenburg Convention.

by hydrogenmonoxide September 9, 2019