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Third Party Conception

n: What miraculiously occurs when GUY #1 shoots his load into GIRL #1's mouth and she turns around and spits it into the vagina of GIRL #2, which ultimately leads to the knock-up of GIRL #2.
Guy #1: Hell naw, man! Technically, that kid aint mine.

Guy #2: Can you prove it?

Guy #1: Hell yeah, man! I got the third party conception on video!



The proud result of a Third Party Conception, Little Junebug could hold his head up high. For, he had not one, but TWO mommies.
by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009
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Have you heard of the Immaculate conception cathedral school dance policy 'keep the holy spirit between you at all times" . It's ridiculously gay.
by loserchick360000000 December 27, 2009
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Concuntion

1. A mixture of drunken whores assembled at any given time.

2. Feminine version of concoction.

3. An alcoholic beverage with various ingredients made by a woman/female
1. I ran into a concuntion and could have had my pick of any one.

2. I was thirsty so I made my concuntion of a margarita, bitch!
3. See example 2.
by Binge Cordoba December 18, 2012
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Chocolate Concoction

A.K.A. Diabetes in a bowl
A delicious desert treat invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp. It's ingredient's include a base of chocolate ice cream, topped with Cocoa Puffs, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips, and doused in chocolate milk. It is then stirred into a paste, which is then eaten.
"Oh dear god! I ate this chocolate concoction, and now I need my insulin! Quick! Oh God, I'm fading.... Someone..... grab the needle...... before its too....."
by AvocadoBeanDip July 8, 2005
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Girls who write conclusions

Satanists who suffer from raynauds and are brunette
“Have you seen her over there ...”
“Who ?”
“The girl that writes conclusions...”
“Oh no not the satanist that suffers from raynaurds and is brunette”

“God I hate girls who write conclusions
by ChickenLeg23 February 12, 2021
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Conception

Prelude to Birthday. The Day after you came in a vagina.
Richard looked back on his daughters birthday and realized the panic he felt during conception was worth it after all.
by El Normatico January 15, 2009
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concraptions

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.
Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.
by boyward December 29, 2008
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