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outside consultant

someone who never comes in to the office, yet still brings in revenue for said company.
Look man, Jimbo came in today, and he has a deal for us.

So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.

yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!
by The eye in the sky March 25, 2007
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Intertec Consulting

An IT solutions company based in Phoenix, Arizona that outsources work to Costa Rica. They have a horrible reputation of mistreating employees.
Those IT guys at Intertec Consulting are a bunch of lazy ass fakes and frauds.
by judasiscariot2010 February 24, 2010
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Defensive Consultant

A hockey player who is overpaid to stand in a defensive position without any tangible results.
Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.
by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011
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Placement Consultants

A Placement consultant is a person or service provider that helps professional people to find job in their desired field by introducing them to potential employers or client company.
Clients were not ready to pay for placement consultants service fees.
by adriyanasol May 30, 2018
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corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.
Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"
by ganga child October 24, 2012
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Consultation

(Chiefly British:) A period before a decision (such as a new regulation) takes effect, during which opposed opinions are heard.

A consultation usually takes place after an unpopular resolution has been made by the authorities. Usually a consultation offers the illusion that people's opinions matter and that said decision can change, where in fact they are merely designed to let steam out.

Consultations also 'cover the decision maker's arse': when the decision turns out to be a mistake, the absence of public records of the consultations allows the decision maker to claim to share the responsibility.
The announcement of budget cuts was followed by a brief consultation, during which everyone chickened out and nobody spoke up.
by Harry Tuttle September 19, 2010
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consultanted

When you try to explain something ridiculous in a very professional and rational way like a consultant.
Barbi rod has just consultanted you !
by Rodisrightbarbie September 19, 2017
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