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Competing

The annoying thing the teacher says when someone is talking when they happen to be explaining something.
Person 1 (whispering): Hey person 2, when is the assignment du-
Teacher: Oh! DO I HEAR SOMEONE COMPETING WITH ME?
Everybody: *sigh*
by BigFatDuck January 21, 2020
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compalining

It is where Sarah Palin complains how unfair she is treated by the Liberal gotcha media. She does her best to avoid this by only answereing pre-approved questions and topics in front of friendly media interviews, like the Fox news Channel.
Sarah Palin had first compalining in front of the national media when Katie Couric asked her tough unfair sexist questions like :

What books and magazines do you read?

Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?

Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.

Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
by I can hear her from t.v.. June 17, 2010
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Complainarian

A person who will Opine, Gripe, Grouch, Grumble, Editorialize, Rave, Rant,Express Anger, Grump, Moan, Flame, Sound-off, Tell-off, Vent or complain about anything!
John was a major complainarian when it came to things that bothered him.
by Richard Complainarian January 16, 2009
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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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right to complain

The ability to complain legally.

You DO NOT have the right to complain when the following is occuring

-The problem is something your unwilling to help stop when your perfectly capable of making a difference

-The problem is mostly your fault but your trying to make it look like it's not

-The problem is something your using to counter a complaint against you

-The problem is something that occurs naturally and can't be stopped without doing something extreme or impractical
Ted: McDonalds made me fat, it's not fair!

Bill: How is it there fault your the one who ate it....

Ted: They make food that gets you fat

Bill: Well you clearly didn't care to find that out before you

got fat so you no right to complain
by OpticalEpilepsy July 19, 2010
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complainasaurus

(Noun) An individual having the obnoxious quality of making every conversation into some sort of complaint.
"I just came back from CVS, there was a sale on what I went there to buy!"
"That's great!"
"Well it would be if it wasn't so damn hot outside, the trip back was awful."
~
*Knocking*
"Oh hello, what are you doing up at this hour?"
"Do you hear that sound?"
"What? I was sleeping."
"It sounds like someone is dropping a fork over and over again."
"I must have slept though it, I don't hear it now."
"It sounded like it was coming from your room."
"You must be mistaken."
"I swear it was coming from here."
"Ah I was mistaken; COMPLAINASAURUS!"
*Door Slams*
by Daniel Patrick December 25, 2007
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complain

1- to say that you are annoyed, not satisfied, or unhappy about something or someone
2-used to say that a situation is satisfactory, even though there may be a few problems
3-to express
1-Residents are complaining because traffic in the area has increased.
2-I make a good living. I can't complain.
3-Dr M.K complains "we don't have any light reading"
by mahmood.Kia December 15, 2013
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