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Clobba

It's a name that you give to a very wonderful person yknow init fam.
Me: Wow, you're such a clobba yknow
Clobba: Wow thank you mate :)
by ReesesBeefus January 16, 2020
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Claire Colbear

The best YouTuber ever known to man. She can make you laugh so hard in such little time. She also has a hit song, "Bust Down Big Claire." She is so pretty also and is so nice. She is the best human being on the planet and deserves to live forever.
"Hey did you see Claire Colbear's new youtube video?"
"Ya! She is so cool!"
by bigmike2015 May 23, 2019
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clobber

To get struck with great force.
"his car got clobbered by a freight train".
by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003
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Pussy Clobberin

You know. Pussy Clobberin. Clobberin that pussy. Its the hottest ethnic slang term For Sexual Intercourse since "smashin". Should only be used if one claiming to have clobbered said pussy, has a large/Giant cock.
"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -The Thing from the Fantastic Four
"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -Micheal Chiklis, the guy who played The Thing in the Fantastic Four movie.
by High School Dropout April 24, 2010
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colbeer

South Texas redneck term for a cold beer - usually "Coors Light" or "Bud Light" but ALWAYS a cheap beer and NEVER a expensive beer or a "micro brew!". Plural being "colbeers".
Me and Rusty was sittin' behind a pear cactus drinking "colbeer," and waitin' to smack a hog.

Brodie and Rhonda went to the One Stop to pick up some o' them "colbeers," and bring em out to the barn.

Pete and Ava drove up to the top of the knob to watch the sunset and drink them some colbeers.
by Nick Brothers October 5, 2006
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Colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!
by Larry S January 2, 2009
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The Colbert Wind Turbine

The wind turbine at Key West High School that was named after Stephen Colbert. The naming was passed by unanimous vote from the Monroe County School Board after being proposed by Heindrek A., a senior at the school.

The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.

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Holy kaw! Maybe the Colbert eagle will perch atop the Colbert Wind Turbine and peer up at the space station which holds the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill!!?!
by InsanitySektor February 10, 2010
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