college

(Adj) Of or relating to college activities specifically relating to alcohol, laziness, ramen noodles and/or poor decision making skills.
Dude, why are there ten holes in the wall?

No clue, but my hands are killing me.

so college.
by tckdtp March 19, 2009
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college is where girls go to get fat
- At the start of college -

Robert - Damn son, check out that hot bod on Alice

- At the end of college -

Robert - Damn son, check out that wagon on Alice
by iliketoeatmeat August 26, 2008
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A place you go to actually get a job that doesn't involve "Welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you" or "Excuse me sir, would you be interested in a survey".
I went to college and now make 45k a year. Joe didn't go to college, and works in customer service making 17k a year.
by Tong March 01, 2003
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A place that typically 18 year old high-school graduates go to, with the ages of people attending ranging from 18 to 22. The student levels go from freshman to senior. Colleges are numerous and located all over the world, especially in America and Europe. Some colleges are very large, though, and are known as universities.
College is usually a fun place, and a major lesson in life. However, there are plenty of jackasses and stuck-up bitches who try to ruin the experience. Though not in all cases or with every dormatory resident, drinking, smoking, blaring loud music, prank calls, etc, is frequent. In addition, the average college campus has a generally left-wing liberal atmosphere, and diversity seems to be of upmost importance above all else. Most Republicans, and many Christians, are judged and hated by a great majority of the other students.
I sure do hate all the drinking, drug use, and loud music that isn't even good blaring around midnight, as well as being judged and abused for my right-wing political affiliations, but all in all, I really love college.
by Republican Warrior March 24, 2005
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by ka'lidge June 28, 2003
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Another version of school (pain in the ***) but it actually affects your future career.
Man, why didn't we take college before we went to school?
by LookBehindYou.... May 09, 2016
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A subliminally chaotic, mindfuck of an experience that continues to make me question my existence at least twenty-thousand times a day.

Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.
Please limit the word, "college," and it's verbal usage, undoubtedly is a trigger word for at least 1 in every 3 people
by Loozyr October 18, 2021
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