A Person who masturbates exclusively and only to black people. Outside of masturbation, this person also has a very clear bias toward black people in the dating world too.
dude 1: Toby is a real cooner, his last three girlfriends were all black!
dude 2: wow man, isnt that racist to say?
dude 1: What? no, i didnt say coon, i said coon-er, totally different
dude 2: wow man, isnt that racist to say?
dude 1: What? no, i didnt say coon, i said coon-er, totally different
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Doing something that is very “black” around your friends.
Best used in the context of juxtaposition to the environment that you’re in.
Doing something that is very “black” around your friends.
Best used in the context of juxtaposition to the environment that you’re in.
Friend 1
“Bro we had our huge end of the year business party yesterday at SoHo House but when we realized only the black people showed up, we cut the music down and turned it into a spades tournament.”
Friend 2
“Oh ya’ll was on some high coonery lol.”
“Bro we had our huge end of the year business party yesterday at SoHo House but when we realized only the black people showed up, we cut the music down and turned it into a spades tournament.”
Friend 2
“Oh ya’ll was on some high coonery lol.”
by SeptemberOfficial July 29, 2024
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by denny526 November 20, 2023
Get the Denny & Cooner mug.As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020
Get the rounding the coroner mug.Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
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