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Codnerd
A codnerd is a person who has no life and rejects everything except for FPSs. They think they are mature and nobody else is because they play FPSs and shit, but in the end they end up embarrasing themselves. They usually never get girlfriends.
Codnerd: I JUST GOT MY THIRD HEADSHOT IN A ROW! FUCK YOU LOSERS! YOU ALL SUCK!
Non-codnerd gamer: Hey did you see the new review for the new Zelda? It got a 10 out of 10 AND game of the year!
Codnerd: WTF LOSER YOU PLAY WII? THATS THE WORST CONSOLE EVER! THE COD SUCKS ON THERE AND MOST TITLES AREN'T RATED MATURE! YOU ARE A N00B! GROW SOME BALLS AND PLAY REAL GAMES LIKE COD!
Non-codnerd gamer: Fine, you immature little brat. I have a date tonight! And just because you play COD doesn't make you mature AT ALL.
Codnerd: WTF IT DOES MAKE ME MATURE! STOP PLAYING YOUR LITTLE FAIRYTALE GAMES AND PLAY A REAL GAME LIKE COD! AND GIRLS SUCK! YOU ARE A N00B!
Non-codnerd gamer: Hey did you see the new review for the new Zelda? It got a 10 out of 10 AND game of the year!
Codnerd: WTF LOSER YOU PLAY WII? THATS THE WORST CONSOLE EVER! THE COD SUCKS ON THERE AND MOST TITLES AREN'T RATED MATURE! YOU ARE A N00B! GROW SOME BALLS AND PLAY REAL GAMES LIKE COD!
Non-codnerd gamer: Fine, you immature little brat. I have a date tonight! And just because you play COD doesn't make you mature AT ALL.
Codnerd: WTF IT DOES MAKE ME MATURE! STOP PLAYING YOUR LITTLE FAIRYTALE GAMES AND PLAY A REAL GAME LIKE COD! AND GIRLS SUCK! YOU ARE A N00B!
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