cobbler whore

Term of Endearment

Maddox stop being a cobbler whore

by ijustwon March 22, 2011

cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008

Cranberry Cobbler

A sexual term meaning when you use your foot to pleasure a woman who is on their period.

I have to take a shower, I just gave my girlfriend a cranberry cobbler.

by Foot Slave February 13, 2013

Dingle Cobbler

The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...

Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...

Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?

by cobbler4u July 19, 2013

Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.

"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds

by Drewypewy January 09, 2022

rotten cobbler

When you go down on a girl an you find rotten crust in her pussy.

Ebell was eating this girl out and found out she was serving him rotten cobbler. He was PISSED!

by Dutch Uncle December 07, 2013

Meach Cobbler

When you give a male a rim-job and you have to go back for leftovers.

I went over to his house last night and he gave me some Meach Cobbler. I’m going back tonight!

by Eels and Escalators July 17, 2018