Camp Hansen

Any place in a social environment where the male to female ratio is worse than 50:1. Similar to sausage fest. The main difference being that the one female, that is present, who is clearly a 3 out of 10, thinks she is a 9, because the 50 guys are hitting on her, out of sheer desperation, until they move on to the next place where there are plenty of good looking women, and when the 3 moves back to that place she now realizes that she is a 3 and is ugly as hell.

Dude, there's like one chick here. This place is a total Camp Hansen. Let's find somewhere else.

by panamared275 July 9, 2012

Campaign Cute

While working on long political campaigns with staff and interns you often lower your expectations because there is no one attractive on them.

Dude, I think she's hot.

Nah, she's just campaign cute

by poli intern July 25, 2010

camp celo

n. a place where all of one's practical jokes and pranks work out flawlessly, and there is always good music playing.

v. camp celo, camp celo-ed; to execute a perfect practical joke or prank, or to play the best music for the situation

n. "Wow, I am going to enroll into Arthur Morgan School because it is such a camp celo."

v. "Dude, you just camp celo-ed me into complete unpopularity! Thanks alot!"

by i.am.awesome.yaaay October 15, 2010

camp ozark

A Christian camp for kids. Age 7-17

Camp Ozark is known as the "cool camp" in America. The cool kids at school most likely attend Ozark. (All campers are also known to be nice and including)

Jessica, the coolest girl in school, goes to Camp Ozark every summer.

by Parisamour July 13, 2017

Post camp depression

An extreme feeling of sadness after summer camp is over. Nothing to do, nobody to talk to and you can’t do anything but just sit there are ball your eyes out.

Man this post camp depression is really hitting hard

by THC18469 August 14, 2019

Camp dick

After you’ve been out camping for a few days and haven’t showered— you come home and she still wants that stank dick

I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!

by Bigdickballer420 February 28, 2019

Banned Camp

Used in online forums to denote where one goes when they are banned. A pun on 'band camp'.

op: ask a guy who just got back from banned camp anything
mod who banned him: You must like it there, you have gone again! (bans him)

by j4mi3 February 2, 2012