clockblock

To avoid fixing the phone time display on an avaya phone because, seriously, don't you already have a watch.

Clockblocking is when the users say, hey fix the clock on my phone because I only have like 100 other clocks to look at and the admin, god of the world, as we all know, was like, sure, we use a priotity from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and you are a negative 5 with a 0 being the score for random office chat or coffee breaking.

by YourPepPep January 21, 2011

cocksmack

the act of being struck with ones back hand in the lower testicular region...that leaves a heavy pain in the lower abdimon.

man brian cock smacked me 5th period and it still hurts

by pillihp draw March 9, 2005

clockblock

A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay.

If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock.

by Doomhammr May 1, 2006

cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

by Dan September 23, 2003

clackclack

1. To sexually please a woman beyond her wildest dreams to the point they stalk you with every breath in their body day and night.
2. To fully satisfy a woman's sexual desires.

Roy: Dude, that was a really fat bitch you took home last night!
Roman: I know! I can't get her to leave me alone either.
Roy: Why not?
Roman: Because I gave her the clackclack...
Roy: Sucks to be you buddy!
Roman: To make things worse, she knifed my pants!!

by Roel Basaldua August 4, 2007

Clocksucking Omega Male

A male in a group who is least likely to take initiative and who waste tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result do to the lack of intellegance, confidence, and common sense.

Montgomery Andrew A. is a clocksucking omega male.

by Ubersexual Guy November 21, 2010

clockblock

to distract others from being aware of the passing time in order to delay for a discreet motive

Bill: Alright man, I'm gonna run.
Steve: Hold on man, Jill and her hot friend Stacy are coming. Stacy is single and down!
Bill: Dude, I really gotta run.
Steve: Stacy is realllly hot. You should just chill.
Bill: Dude, stop clockblocking! I'm leaving!

by sawdo January 27, 2010