Clogger

When you take a shit large enough that you know it will clog the toilet. it also feels like satan himself if releasing himself from your ass when you finally do squeeze it out.

*while wiping ass:* Yup, thats gonna be a clogger

by kitloin March 18, 2019

Clogger Shit

When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.

Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.

by tttmack March 31, 2009

cleorita

The kind of girl you only come around once. They are luxurious , feminine , sexy , and can be very intimidating when they need to be but at the same time they can be hilarious and they have the sweetest laughs. Cleoritas have the best bodies they look like models absolutely perfect goddesses

Is that the girl you taking out ?
Yeah bro

Damn she’s a cleorita

by Jerrycool4 April 21, 2018

rubber cleegs

baseball cleats for goons

"i need a pair of cleats for baseball..."

"ill get you some rubber cleegs!"

by eliporter February 18, 2010

base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.

The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

cleo

Cleo I just that one badass bitch of a girl who doesn't fuck around with beating around the bush or fake people. she's one of the realist people you will ever meet. Shes honest and bold, but does lack in some confidence unfortunately. she is a short (most likely under 5'0), sim thicc beautiful, golden skinned, Latina with naturally lighter hair who will make your life better for ever. she will always know how to cheer you up with her corny ass jokes and is different than everybody else in a good way. Cleo is unique. if you're ever sad or down, go get a cleo for you!

1. she's fucking hot. what a cleo.
2. thats definitely a cleo. she's so short!
3. cleo is honestly one of the best people I have ever met

by paolavillenueva666 August 6, 2019

Nick Clegg

A Nick Clegg is a character with political promises that seem reasoned and optimistic in an age of austerity and financial setbacks for a nation, but in the oppurtunity of gaining political power and the oppurtunity to enact them, do the complete opposite and compromise all that he stands for and worked towards when he actually gains political office

Nick Clegg: I promise to cut taxes for the poor, improve services for the disabled, and cut the tuition fees for undergraduates in universities.
...
Nick: Where do I sign david?

...

Nick Clegg: we are now increasing the VAT to 20%, decreasing the provisions in the Disability Living Allowance and increasing tuition fees threefold. I feel dead inside, for I am Nick Clegg.

by I Hat Enigg Ers April 8, 2011