Virgin Cleaver

A euphemism for one's penis, equating it with a sword.

"My Virgin Cleaver glows blue when Orcish prostitutes are near."

by DepthsofMordor December 2, 2009

cleaveland steamer

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.

She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.

by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

cleavecheese

Cleavecheese occurs when a woman is eating, and food particles accidentally spill into her cleavage.

The particles then ferment in this warm, cavernous environment and if left untreated, transform into a mold-like substance called cleavecheese.

"Dude, did you see Mrs. MacDonald's cleavecheese when she bent down? It was all brown and shit."

by Daniel Nathaniel April 30, 2009

Cleaverage

cleav·er·age (klē′verĭj)
n.

1. The act of in which a female uses her cleavage or breasts, in order to gain leverage in a situation.

I can't believe that she uses her cleaverage just to get into a nightclub?

by banddcole April 24, 2015

cleaned out

when you lose all your money, like from being robbed or in the casino

Yo let's go to Vegas next month
Nah bro I got cleaned out last time not tryna do it again

by Lam Sauce December 8, 2020

Cleaven

Cleaven is the type of person who is good at picking pick up girls and gives off very cool vibes.

" Cleaven is so cool! "

by cleaven June 20, 2022