The best damn instrument in the whole band. Way better than a clarinet. Usually plays the same music as the tubas.
Woah, I really respect that guy, even though hes in the band he still plays the most awsomeest instrument, the bass clarinet.
by Nick3561 April 3, 2008
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Normal college student: "So what did you do this weekend?"
Calvin college student: "I went to chapel and praised Jesus by the seminary pond. How about you?"
Normal college student: "I went to a party and got shitfaced then proceeded to show my genitalia to everyone and ended up waking up in a bed with two women and a pool of vomit next to me. It was about the usual."
Calvin college student: "You're going to hell."
Random Christian: "Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?"
Calvin student: unzips pants
"I'm so sexually frustrated, I'm about to stick my dick in a light socket."
"My type of guy is one whose parents left him a six-figure trust fund."
Calvin college student: "I went to chapel and praised Jesus by the seminary pond. How about you?"
Normal college student: "I went to a party and got shitfaced then proceeded to show my genitalia to everyone and ended up waking up in a bed with two women and a pool of vomit next to me. It was about the usual."
Calvin college student: "You're going to hell."
Random Christian: "Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?"
Calvin student: unzips pants
"I'm so sexually frustrated, I'm about to stick my dick in a light socket."
"My type of guy is one whose parents left him a six-figure trust fund."
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Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.
Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away
Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away
by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012
Get the learned the clarinet at school mug.A Calvin is a guy who is really nice and funny. Also he's really smart too. Kinda shy and sometimes very serious, but he really does talk to you if you talk to him. Also, a Calvin is very hawt....like gawd;):) girls will be attracted to a calvin really easily!
by fappythedolphin January 6, 2013
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Jessica: "Oh my god, I can't find my clain't. I must have knocked it off fapping furiously whilst stuck in the bathtub!"
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."
by Louis XXV November 23, 2021
Get the Clain't mug.A B flat pitched woodwind instrument, normally used in concert, marching, and jazz bands. A clarinet has a very large range, over 3 octaves, as well as a warm tone quality when played correclty. Clarients are black and most commonly made of grenadilla wood or African blackwood or plastic, with nickel or silver keys. It is 2 feet and 2 1/4 inches long. A clarinet uses a reed to produce a tone. Overall, the clarinet may be one of the most, if not the most versitile instrument in any band or orchestra because of its huge range and different sounds as you change through the octaves. When played correctly, all the octaves can sound beautiful and smooth transitions are possible.
The clarinet soloist switched through her ranges without difficuty and the beautiful sound that was produced was like that of a lullaby.
by MountainDew July 31, 2005
Get the Clarinet mug.The Bass Clarinet is the coolest clarinet that exists. It's shape was adopted and used in the saxophone. It has an awesome low tone, and is generally better then Soprano Clarinet
by Rembrant January 11, 2008
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