cracking

Something sensational, excellent or cool.
Part of 'what's cracking'.

"That was a cracking pool shot!"
"Yo, 'what's cracking' fool?"

by Diego July 17, 2003

Clicking hand

The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbating with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard.

The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a computer mouse, or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.

It took me ages to type www.youporn.com, because I could only use my clicking hand.

My mum walked in on me wanking the other night. She caught me with one hand stroking my bishop, and my clicking hand clasped firmly on the mouse.

by wazzaaaaap June 27, 2009

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020

Cockling

Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings

Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !

by FreddieDK June 11, 2009

clicking the mouse

Term used to express when a female is masterbating

Sara was so horny last night and was all alone, so she started clicking the mouse.

by Tracy January 27, 2004

wise cracking

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.

Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.

by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 27, 2008