coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

Coitus Avoidus

Closely related to the cock-block (cockus-blockus). Occurs when you are trying to solidify a possible sexual encounter, only to be stifled by either the conscious or inadvertant action of a third party. Quite often, the offending third party is a friend who wants to subvert your sexual activity.

I was at a party last week dancing with this really cool girl, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I saw Steve coming in for the kill. Steve got in between this girl and myself and started telling her I had a girlfriend, even though I don't. He also told her that I was a born-again Christian, and she shouldn't be tempting me with her sex. It was at that moment I realized Steve had served me up a clinical case of coitus avoidus.

by B-1368 August 4, 2011

Cites Des Jeunes

One of the hardest (if not the hardest) hoods in all of Canada. Much like what (compton) is to the united states. Produced many great emcees suck as Eazy Iz.

Whenever i drive through Cites Des Jeunes, i keep my doors locked and my head down.

by Young J-Key February 24, 2009

citrus carnival

The act of fucking a grape fruit then allowing your girlfriend to eat it while you pleasure yourself.

My girlfriend and I have tickets to the citrus carnival.

Guy1: can you hang tomorrow?

Guy2: No the citrus carnival is in town;)

by backwardsdog December 30, 2013

clitussy

The clitussy is when a women and a cat have sex on a bike because it’s a clit and a pussy

Last night I saw a clitussy in the street

by Queen clitussy May 13, 2022

citrussy

citrus pussy

annoying orange put his whole citrussy into the minecraft server

by lisandyk May 28, 2022

citrus ocean

a non-alcoholic drink made of water, salt, and lime. typically made after too many tequila shots, when you know you've reached your alcohol limit, but still want to look cool with a drink.

1."Aw, I don't want to look like I'm lame and I'm not drinking, but I'm about to blow chunks."
2. "Just make a citrus ocean."
1. "Yeeeeeeaah!"

by cori*c December 20, 2009