Clucterfuck

Fucking 30 or more chickens within 10 minutes

Damnit my husband has been out clucterfucking again

by Kool Duck November 6, 2020

cluck rulya

When you go on the piss and still feel it the week after

Macca, cluck rulya

by CluckRulya March 24, 2021

Clue Clucks Clan

A super-secretive fanatical group dedicated to deciphering the subtle meanings of hen-talk.

The Clue Clucks Clan has been known to ceremoniously incinerate the -carcasses of deceased-merely-due-to-old-age hens, but they never sacrifices a live chicken, since they honestly believe that they need each and every one of their domesticated pheasants to listen to and supposedly obtain valuable insights/knowledge from.

by QuacksO May 29, 2018

Cluck,Clucking

The act of selling anything and or everything one owns to support their meth addiction.

That Tweeker is clucking her baby's formula for a nickel of shit.That Ho just tried to cluck her baby's formula for a nickel of shit,I asked her for a blow-job instead.

by Andy "DopeFeeen" P. February 27, 2004

Cluck Fuck

When chicken is so good you use the dipping sauce as lube to anally penetrate yourself. Frequently seen performed in a Popeyes.

Black guy: oh god this chickens good. Mmmm.

Friend: oh Jesus what're you doing this is a family place.
BG: shut up dude I'm tryin to cluck fuck here.

by SnatchCatcher July 13, 2015

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Clucktard

A Clucktard is someone who lacks understanding of any subject which is the center of a conversation, and has a tendency to cluck his dog. He's basically a cheeseburger, who clucks his dog.

Man, this clucktard doesn't even know pat sandwich.

by Nicholas T. October 24, 2006