chirpsin

flirtin with someone

sum nxt boi is chirpsin me

by Lady Fury Braappp! Braaapp! May 13, 2005

Chumpstin von der cock

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

Chirpse

To chat up, flirt with, a memeber of the opposite sex (unless your gay lol)

I'm gonna go chirpse dat girl

by SouthLondonMan November 11, 2006

churp

A burp accompanied by an unintended reflux of stomach contents. The word is a portmanteau of chunder and burp, and may be considered the oral analogue of a shart.

Sandy: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now!
Reuben: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy: Dude, no. This is serious. I just churped.
Reuben: I don't know what that means.
Sandy: I tried to burp and a little chunder came out - I just churped. Now let's go!

by Mr. Lexicologist October 23, 2012

curps

When something is creepy, or weird. It could be used for people, objects, or situations.

Guy 1: Look at that mysterious guy with the hood, he looks like an axe murderer

Guy 2: Curps.

by stephskillz May 10, 2009

Churst

Noun: Simply being sexually aroused by another person who is in your presence; usually while having a buzz, tipsy, drunk or high. While in one of these conditions, you may question if the churst is real.

Verb: Having your sexual arousal taken care of.

Noun: "Man, I have the churst"
"Does Bob have the churst for her?"
"Is this churst real right now?"

Verb: "I got my churst in last night."

by jayyy12 April 9, 2013

churpse burglar

Name given to your mate when they purposely get in the way of your attempt to get with or 'churpse' a girl. Also can be used as churpseburgald to show that the 'churpse burglar' has struck.

Dave is such a churpse burglar. He churpseburgald Ben so bad last night.

by lad7222 April 25, 2010