Minor Chores

Unscheduled tasks that are not urgent or time-sensitive but you anyway do it because you get bored off the actual chores.

Mark: Hi Uvuvwevwevwe, the assignment was due today, why didn't you do it?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Yeah I should have, I got into minor chores.
Mark: oh got it, what was that minor chore?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Just spent the day at registrar office to change my name to Joe Walker!

by Donultimate February 24, 2020

Chord Overstreet

Chord Overstreet is an American actor/songwriter born on february the 17th, 1989 in Nashville, Tennessee. Is the 3rd of six children to Julie and Paul Overstreet. He also plays the Mandolin, drums and Guitar.

Mostly known for his role of Sam Evans on Glee.

Chord Overstreet is the cutest actor on glee.

by StarFar March 30, 2011

coredump

kor-damp

verb (used with object)

1. To dump lots of obfuscating personal opinion upon a discussion about some matter of fact.

2. To display willful ignorance; to ignore any evidence or facts contrary to one's own ignorance.

1. "Wow, Duncan MacIntosh sure took a coredump on decision theory."

2. "Dude, don't coredump, the friggin' rulebook says the unit takes a test."

by Stelek July 23, 2012

Chord Slurper

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")

Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.

by ozzythefish June 3, 2009

The Epic Chord Progression

The same four chords used in nearly every hit song which could be defined as "epic". Many people are fooled by the various transpositions, but its all the same stuff. The most popular progression of course being Em, C, G, D (just one example). Please note, the progression can start on any one of the chords, but it will include the other three invariably.
(First noted by a pair of absurdly innovative Oregon high school students).

Musically Uninformed Person:
"OMG! I love Owl City, they talk to my core being and are soooo origional!1!!!"

Musically Informed Person:
"You're a bitch slave to the music industry"

Record Executive:
"Well Jim, we found this new hot young singer who dresses really fuckin' weird like, so they're gonna love her, but she can't write music for shit!"
Co-Conspiring Producer:
"Well that's no problem! Just throw the epic chord progression at 'em with an edgy music video and they'll eat it right up!"

Just to name a few:

MGMT "Kids"
Apologize by One Republic
Lost by Coldplay
Numb by Linkin Park
It's My Life by Bon Jovi
Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson
All You Wanted by Michelle Branch
Snow Hey Oh by RHCP
The Scientist by Coldplay
All American Rejects - (take your pick)
"Poker Face"Lady GaGa

"Rebellion" Arcade Fire
"Vanilla Twilight"Owl City
"For Reasons Unknown"The Killers
Red Hot Chili Peppers "Snow"
I'm Yours by Jason Mraz
Swing Swing Swing by All American Rejects
Hot N Cold by Katy Perry
With or Without You by U2
When I Come Around by Green Day
Let It Be by The Beatles
Don't Stop Believin by Journey
No One - Alicia Keys
Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx
Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas
Sway - Bic Runga
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

And countless others
You've just been disillusioned.
Rawk

by OregonRawk April 7, 2010

Choreographed spontaneity

Used to describe the scene in musicals where people in the street know the words and tune to the song sung by any main character, and instantly know the dance routines including, but not limited to: jumping over barrels, swinging girls in the hair and juggling. This is all despite being total strangers.

This is all supposed to be spontaneous, of course, but naturally - it's actually choreographed

"Oliver! really made me laugh. What did you think of all the choreographed spontaneity?"

by Antihero May 1, 2005

power chords

a major chord contains the 1, 3rd, and 5th notes in the major scales. a power chord omits the 3rd, and inludes only the fifth. powerchords often include the 8th, which is really just the 1st, an octave higher.

G5 Powerchord

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|-
a|5
e|3

G5 with the octave

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|5
a|5
e|3

by jason August 4, 2004