Choof

1. The male version of a queef.

2. when air passes through a dick

3. dick fart.

1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"

2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."

by ChoofAloof September 2, 2010

choof

A Cheezy poofda

Reece is a choof

by SAibo MaibO August 24, 2003

Choof-a-doodle-doo

The act of smoking directly after you wake up. (See: wake and bake)

Fiend 1 (@ 11 am): Are you tryna chong it out?
Fiend 2: Na, dawg. I choof-a-doodle-dooed when I woke up earlier.

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 June 9, 2017

choof

The sound that comes from a chrome cold air system, on a car, as the throttle body is quickly opened.

I let my boys hear my Mustang with the hood popped an when i hit the gas petal real fast the engine went "choof"

by RT out of Lakeland October 28, 2003

choof

Arse

1.Nick Cloherty is gonnah rape Ben Deacon up the choof =D

2.ben deacon & nick cloherty likes choof

3.ben deacon likes it up the choof

by FUCK U!! October 8, 2008

choofed

delighted pleased happy with ones self

I was choofed to get the job

by Tayah April 28, 2008

choofter

1) A truly talentless computer programmer that thinks that he/she knows what he/she is doing all of the time.

2) Thinks he/she is great at his/her job to the frustration of truly talented and experienced fellow workers.

3) A script kitty. A cut and paster.

John is an untalented, overpaid, obnoxious, unproductive, resource wasting schmuck that never listens to anyone else's opinion. What a supreme choofter.

by Plasticacorn June 19, 2008