chewed

a name for the state of mind under the influence of ganga... thats what we call it when we are high

Damn dude I'm fucking chewed..
Yah dude I'm really chewed...
I'm fucking chewed..

by CeQueezy April 28, 2005

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

chewie

Slang in California for a cigar hollowed out with marijuana and cocaine in place of the tobacco. Andrea Nickatina raps about them a lot.

"I smoke chewies like a mother fuckin' nut..."

by unibonger January 12, 2008

chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003

Chewing on Ice

When one falls, gets hurt, or tries to attempt an action and fails miserably

Guy 1: "What'd you think of the exam?"
Guy 2: "It sucked, I was chewing on ice the whole time!"

Or

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that guy fall off his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yea, he chewed ice!"

by MartentheGreat February 15, 2020

bulldog chewing a wasp

a screwed-up painfull or ugly expression

he's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp..

by fluffkins March 25, 2004

Chewed cigar

A chewed cigar is an uncircumcised penis.

Anthony and I were getting hot and heavy until I saw he had a chewed cigar. That was deal breaker.

by Killacase77 October 20, 2015