charvahs are lads or lasses hu r fukin mint! yes most of them do go rund drinkin cider n all that shite 2 get pissed but so fuk and yes they do listen 2 da NEW MONKEY cos it rox betta than any of this goth shit! :-P dh1 rox anall
tracky b's (usually white 1s) stripey jumpas, fred perry, berghaus's big earrings air maxes r the usual charvah big makes! they fukin rock! n charvahs rnt even bullys anyways hu pik on fukin kids so thats a load of shite!
by Nicola ov Segga March 09, 2004
One who relishes the wearing of lime green kappa tracksuits from Argos or any sports superstore or market. Commonly found on pushbikes, roaming town centres and destroying phone booths.
by Emily C. E. Wilson December 22, 2003
a geordie scum bag hu wears stripies (fred perrie jumpers!) nd nike air max trainers or rockport nd kickers boots, they wear helly hanson, tog24, or berghous coats, the lasses wear them pants that look lyk there gunna rip coz there so tight around there asses!
charvas, normally say fuk a lot, nd drink cider in lemonade bottles!! (how sad!!)
charvas, normally say fuk a lot, nd drink cider in lemonade bottles!! (how sad!!)
by nattaz December 14, 2003
charva's aren't bad people they just have their own style, they don't like people who aren't charva's because all the other people don't like them!
so what if they wear stripey jumpers, berghaus coats, rockports and burberry caps and all the otha stuff mentioned its just a style just like goths have their own style, and to be honest i think charvas look better than goths, because no offence but their is no need to wear that much eyeliner, and really what is the point in wearing black all the time i mean its just so depressing! its not the end of the world ya no! wel i wouldn't say charvas are the best people in the world, but some can be alrite!
but it does seem that all they care about is tabs and cider! but what is wrong with having fun now and then!
so what if they wear stripey jumpers, berghaus coats, rockports and burberry caps and all the otha stuff mentioned its just a style just like goths have their own style, and to be honest i think charvas look better than goths, because no offence but their is no need to wear that much eyeliner, and really what is the point in wearing black all the time i mean its just so depressing! its not the end of the world ya no! wel i wouldn't say charvas are the best people in the world, but some can be alrite!
but it does seem that all they care about is tabs and cider! but what is wrong with having fun now and then!
by annonymous! April 21, 2004
Sportswear and jewellery obsessed youth. In the South East, also known as a "chav". Interestingly the word is originally the Romany "charvo", meaning "small boy", other etymologies on this page notwithstanding.
by Mynci October 02, 2003
The charva seems to have evolved slightly ( only very slightly, they still resemble sub-intelligent ape like species). Where we used to see the various coloured berghauses with the odd 'tab' burn now we see the Meria peak. It seems as though in charva land this is this season's must have. Unfortunately it only comes in 4 colours leadding to every fourth charva wearing an identical coat. This teamed with the old uniform of Henry Lloyd jumpers, knock-off burberry hats and rockports with strange reflective edging all adds up to pretty bad reading for all us goths, skaters, grungies or just normal people as it seems that rather than dieing out as a species charvas seem to be progressing. Well we can but hope, after all, the dinosaurs died out and they weren't exactly pretty either.
by Bex October 27, 2003
See mumpa. This is the word in the ascendance to describe a charva.
Synomyms: Wretched, pathetic, in-bred, teenage parents, examples of the need for birth control, catalogue-shoppers, fraudsters, debtors, doomed, cracker-spawn, unwanted, under-nourished, foolish, narrow, ultra-plebian, bastard children, unloved.
Synomyms: Wretched, pathetic, in-bred, teenage parents, examples of the need for birth control, catalogue-shoppers, fraudsters, debtors, doomed, cracker-spawn, unwanted, under-nourished, foolish, narrow, ultra-plebian, bastard children, unloved.
'Mumpas like to pretend to be rich, but they are in fact the poorest and most wretched people in the whole of the British Isles'
by evelyn waughfare December 04, 2003