Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

social chameleon

A person that has the ability to be social with anyone and any setting and still fit in.

In the begining of the night she hung out with her rocker friends, but as the night went on being the social chameleon she was she hung out with her girl hip-hop friends as well.

by SanikkaP October 24, 2006

chameleon

A person who adapts quickly to other personalities for survival and stealth. These people find ways to relate and connect to others so they can understand them. Because understanding a variety of people makes the world a less scary place.

"You're such a chameleon, you get along with everybody! I never know which cliché I'll find you in.

by dontbeadouchebro July 29, 2015

Chameleon Boyfriend

A buddy that gets a girlfriend and conforms to everything she wants and goes everywhere she goes.

Dude what's up with him getting a new girl and turning into a chameleon boyfriend. I remember when he used to ask waitresses if he could lick their asses....dudes whipped man!!!

by Batshouse March 9, 2017

Chameleon Special

The act of shaming your male partners genital size whilst smacking their face with a dead Chameleon, proceeding to masturbate to them weeping as they begin regretting every life decision that led to this event.

Girl 1: “I heard you gave him a Chameleon Special…”

Girl 2: “Yeah, now he’s in a mental institution.”

by leer22934 April 30, 2023

White Chameleon

A white guy who can pass as any other white guy

Someone who is easily confused with someone else, just because they're both white

Everyone keeps thinking Grant's ted. He's a white chameleon.

by Christian's Dick July 22, 2016

French Chameleon

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull your cock out and it looks green and brown as if a chameleon is disguising itself in her ass

Yeah she gave me the best French Chameleon I've ever had

by Crazy hippy monkey balls April 24, 2017