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peterosexual

Wishiung for or fantasizing about sexual pleasure with u or a neighbors pet
While playing "truth or dare" I was surprised to find out how many of my friends were actually secretly peterosexual
by pornstaron June 7, 2016
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feterosexual

The catogorically incorrect stereotype that lesbians are especially masculine exisits. Often times they are, but sometimes not. Feterosexual (I made it up) means you are a masculine female yet you are not a lesbian. Hey, I don't make socities rules. I'm just telling it like it is.
1. Hey, dude. I'm not a lesbian. I'm feterosexual.
by coolwalrus123 February 17, 2006
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Heterosexuality

Is not real. Doesn't exist. Unnatural. Just a phase. Don't let the internet brainwash you into thinking you are one of them. It's commonly referred to a sort of unusual mutated species known as 'the heterosexuals'. They are known to breed and make tiny spawns of the devil, aka kids which is disgusting as hell. Anyone who is heterosexual must go to hell (God's words not mine). Heterosexuality is a threat to our society and therefore should cease to exist. #banheterosexuality2k20
Kim Seokjin: Ban the straightz!!!Criminalize heterosexuality!!!
by The Gay Sprite October 5, 2020
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A person who is attracted to the opposite gender. Heterosexuality is the most common sexual orientation in the world (but by no means "normal". It is simply more common than some variations of human sexuality).

Only tiny minorities are exclusivly heterosexual or exlusively homosexual (somewhere between 2 to 5% each); most are somewhere in between those two extremes.

Slang terms for heterosexuials include straight.
Many (ignorant/prejudiced) heterosexuals like to abuse or try to change sexual minorities, like homosexuals (who love members of the same sex), bisexuals (who love both sexes), pansexuals (who are love anybody; male, female, intersex, whoever), and asexuals (who have no sexual desires whatsoever), and seem to believe that these people can become straight, despite that sexual orientation is pretty much fixed for life.

What causes heterosexuality? People always ask what causes pan-, bi-, a-, and homosexuality, but hardly question heterosexuality.
by Lorelili September 5, 2005
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Heterosexual twink

A straight male ages 18-22 who lacks bodyhair, has a cute, boyish appearance, has good hygiene, a skin care routine, regularly washes and conditions his hair, is a pretty boy, and usually blonde with long hair. They’re definitely not very butch, however they are confident and every once in a while engage in butch activities. They generally have more straight female friends than the average straight male because they have more in common. Often times is a lifter yet is smol, weighing 150-170 lbs and looking more like a clothing model or a 300 cast member than a strongman or powerlifter. Heterosexual twinks should not be confused with fuckboys because they are commonly saving themselves for marriage, have a normal sized penis, actually know how to dominate and please a woman both sexually and emotionally, and are not assholes who are full of themselves.
Girl: “Hey do you see that guy over there standing next to that hairy 210 lb man who looks like a grizzly bear?”

Girl: “Oh you mean that cute ass heterosexual twink?”
by Bradmakesgains December 11, 2019
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"Dude I am so... heterosexual. I fuck bitches without rubbers."
"Well I'm so heterosexual that I have sex with the opposite sex."
by bestieto69 April 9, 2009
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