The study of certificatation (and other shit)
"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"
"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."
"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 4, 2006
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by D_MANLYK June 1, 2017
Get the Certi mug.Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.
Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation
Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011
Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation
Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011
One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!
by Tanner Pauline December 26, 2011
Get the Popeye's Certified mug.Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.
by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018
Get the girth certificate mug.This is what YouTube star Ryan Taylor calls his fan base. He also regularly uses the word "certi" which is short for certified or very good.
by SimplyGog_yt_hmu April 18, 2018
Get the certifam mug.The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.
Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."
Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."
Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015
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