Choofa

A person who feins the devils lettuce. Always says they are going to quit but get worse and worse. The smell of Choof almost brings them to tears.

Made famous by blokes such as Joshua Wirth, Ash Mack and Jorden Parfett - Oliver

“Oi Choofa I thought you said you were giving up the bongs”

by BigDickesMarabus June 18, 2020

choofta

Someone who vapes.

"Hey mate, have you seen Dennis." "Yeah mate he's having a vape." "What a bloody choofta."

by old mate@ July 22, 2021

Cop Coof

To steal, rob, burglarize someone or to take something from someone without expectation. The items taken are usually large sums of money, drugs or items worth selling for money or drugs.

I'm about to cop coof on that dude's hat.

by HeyLaney July 11, 2009

The CEO of air

It is i, the CEO of air

Also asshole desided to steal my definition, meaning he is an imposter. What im saying is to look out for this man

Im the CEO of air

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time February 13, 2020

croof

The act of being the absolute fucking greatest thing to ever exist. Pussy magnet and could pull the hottest fucking girls.

Damn dude, the kid over there is such a croof, I wish I was like him.

by the nonya himself November 27, 2020

cooft

verb- to smoke marijuana

noun- dank marijuana

-ed, -ing (coofted, coofting)

BurrisNation and BalsamNation are coofting a blunt.

BirdMan and Airport have some cooft.

by burrisnation September 20, 2004

the ceo of eating ass

the ceo of eating ass is Hussein. He is the god of eating ass. If you are about to get your ass eatin' or you are about eat ass, you should be praying to Hussein for a good session.

im worried because I didn't pray to the ceo of eating ass before i ate her ass, I might be in trouble.

by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019