Castration

Rusty spoon back alleyway castration? Fuck it. It means to chop off a guys cock (with rusty spoons being the weapon of choice)

John: UUUGH I hate that guy so much
Jim: Then why don't you castrate him with a rusty spoon?
John: Y'know what? I think I will! Nothing better than castration to put a man in his place

by The Handmade Hero July 19, 2021

Castration Anarchy

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?

"Castration Anarchy is the future!"

by doyouknowthemuffinmanshrek July 28, 2022

Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name.

"The Cubans live in castration"

by TapeEater February 28, 2023

Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name. Castro attempted to change Cuba's name but failed because he just failed, that is why Cuba is called Cuba and not Castration.

"The Cuban's live in Castration"

by TapeEater February 28, 2023

castration gambling

A game where a challenge takes place (Like keeping the man from orgasming for 10-20 minutes) and a wager is made (cock, balls, or both). If the man loses the challenge, whatever is wagered is cut off.

GF: How would you like to do some castration gambling and lose that cock of yours?

by RandoFucker March 20, 2025

Castration

You had better not have cut your fucking weiners of you assholes! I swear to fucking God I will kill the absolute shit out of you!

Hym "No, fuck you if you did a fucking castration to spite me I swear to fucking God I'm making robot dicks. That's my next fucking endeavor. 'Robot dicks for idiots' I'm calling it. If you cocksuckers did that I swear.... Rrrmmm. You motherfuckers. I am going to be pissed. You need to use your fucking shit-head right."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Castration

a traditional/religious surgical removal of a male's testicles, mostly this was performed on some parts of the Middle East, or whatever place on the world.

Castration is more like a vasectomy but instead of removing a part that involves reproduction, it cuts a major part of the male reproductive system.

Fortunately, animals are instead performed castration.

What a bummer! My ancestors got castration!

by anonymous October 15, 2025