Carrot Account

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an account run by 12 year olds(or someone that acts that age)m probably curses every .2 seconds, has a lot of ugly links in their tagline and they have a huge, *huge* about section with either no layouts or like 5 layouts one after the other. They use “XD” “:3” unironically and probably believe they are quirky. Most of them fakes mental illnesses too. In addition, they don’t have a square pfp and their background/abouts NEVER match their abouts.

Gachalife kids and 12 year olds usually run carrot accounts here on quotev dot com

by @inferior on quotev May 17, 2020

smashing your carrot

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

by [e-mail] April 7, 2007

cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

by City Lad August 13, 2008

carrot snapper

South East Idaho slang for a person(s) from Utah, i.e. Salt Lake City.

Driving interstate 15 south through Utah valley Bill says to MOM, "MOM the carrot snappers are looking at us."

by ty2i July 24, 2009

Carrot Cake

Carrot Cake can be used as a substitute word for the word sex so people don't know what your talking about.

OMG you've had carrot cake before!!

When was the last time you had carrot cake?

by CarrotCake08 September 22, 2011

carrot skin

what some girls look like when they apply to much fake tan

woah look at that chick over there She carrot skin

by baddazoner January 9, 2011