Mandela catalogue

A tape made by alex kister describing things like. Alternates and why you should say away from any contact with them and umm…. I forgor💀💀💀

Random guy:Oh boy the Mandela catalogue is scary
Also a random guy:yes
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by Funni haha October 29, 2021

Catalonian Roulette

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon

Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Catalonian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I dont loose again, last time you guys kicked me in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

catalonia

A nation inside Spain, very different from the rest of Spain, and which deserves to be independent one day. Original name, Catalunya, not Cataluña!

"Hey, I love Catalonia!"

by i.dont.remember.my.name May 21, 2007

Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

cattoo

A tattoo of a cat anywhere on your body.

Check out that black cattoo on that girl's back!

by Courtney77 April 20, 2006

college catalog

When there are any combination of black, asian, and white people of mixed genders present at any location.

Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.

Guy 1: Look dude, it's an Indian chick, black chick, and an asian and white guy in that car.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.

by Matt August 19, 2006

chatator

A chat dictator. Makes all the rules and enforces them. Total power and domination!

Twinkies is such a chatator!

by Twinkies July 15, 2005