Creation

Biblically speaking, a premise accepted only by brainwashed fools who fail to accept science.

Creationists are idiots.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 26, 2020

Wot in tarnation

Farmers use this word when confused

Boi-“I want to marry your daughter” Farmer-“Wot in tarnation”

by Mr. FBI Man December 6, 2018

carection

When a car guy sees a particular kind of automobile he likes, and he gets an erection because of it.

Dude, that '96 Cummins on 37's gave me a carection!

by myanacondado June 6, 2016

accidental creation

1.realizing a concept and putting it into form.

2.also used for accidently created life form

example 1."my accidental creation turned out to be a smash hit"

example 2."seanie's mom and dad didnt mean to conceive him, it was done out of pity sex and his mommy trapping his daddy to stay out of his own miserable will"

by Dont have a name March 8, 2008

Padding creation delay

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.

Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Cannatonic

- The best of both worlds, a phenotype selected from the hybrid corss between a female MK Ultra(F1) & the all time famous G13 Haze male. Grows like an Indica, smells like a Sativa and renders you... Cannatonic! Genetics: MK-Ultra x G13 Haze Indica/Sativa: 50/50 THC: 20-25% FLOWERING: Interior 9-10 weeks / Exterior October Yield: Interior 500 gr per m2 / Exterior 250-400 gr per plant

Yeah man got some cannatonic right here.

by Cannatonicss July 3, 2011

Tarnation

1. A synonym for "hell" originating from the Southern U.S.

2. Part of the "wot in tarnation" memes

Farmer: *sees cityslicker on farmers.net*
"Wot in tarnation?!"

by What in fucks name March 9, 2017