Canoesh

vagina, pink taco, vertical bacon strips, cooter

Karla was wearing such a short skirt that everybody could see her canoesh.

by Ivan snatches January 15, 2008

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

Canker sore

The most painful fucking thing your mouth can ever experience

Fucking hell another canker sore

by WILODR July 2, 2021

canoli

A left handed punch, preferably thrown by an Italian.

"Whatda ya wannna canoli uh sumthin???

by ATM Master May 6, 2008

mahogany canoe

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

by s english February 9, 2005

Canoeing

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.

As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!

by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018

holy canoli

An expression of suprise, discusst, or happiness, etc

"holy canoli! i haven't seen you in such a long time!"

by Susannah December 13, 2004