candid shot

when you see a girl (or guy) with a fat ass and you manage to discreetly get a picture of their package

liam: bro my friend sent a candid shot of this girl at the library look
wyatt: god damn that’s a FAT ass

by i like hunt bitches November 14, 2023

Presidential Candidate

Another name for taking a shit

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

by horse23789 February 2, 2024

Brainsplatter Candidate

A fine upstanding individual who puts himself forward for painting a wall with brainsplatter delivered by a 5.56 NATO or larger calibre round from a military or law enforcement round. I.e. armed criminal/terrorist.

Let me be clear, if you point your weapon at the MP you become brainsplatter candidates.

by Slackerdawg April 19, 2023

Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

by m9lik April 25, 2023

Candid

So Candid is a antisocial person , that likes to be alone for the most part. She wants to be in a relationship and she wants her lover to be a loyal man, show his love for her at all times and she wants to be treated right . In the moment u get in a relationship with her she is all ready thinking about having kids and marry u.
She is a person if u will stay loyal to her she will never leave ur side at any costs.
But she will be really horny at times and act normal and innocent as always!!

Candid is a keeperr!!

by KTHELOVERBOA November 22, 2021

we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time

The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well

*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022

Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.

Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"

by DearStupid September 1, 2022