Cagliariman

Cagliari Man is a famous football player who is currently conquering (or pretending to conquer) Italy. His team was defeated by 8+2=10 men Porto and in the next game he scored four against Cagliari.

Cagliariman is in off form right now but soon he'll shine.

by XD(1/0) March 25, 2021

I ain't calling you a truther!

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.

Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!

by uberSMACK September 12, 2014

Goanimate calliou

A bald child in a website that fucking loves chuck e cheese and gets grounded by boris the dad why the hell is he here

Goanimate calliou: I like chuck e cheese i will sneak there

Boris: OH O HO HO H OHOH HO H HOW DARE YUO SNEAK TO CHUCK E CHEESE DATS IT UR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 54865190745709837098749793487493747934889237983274093793479082473-5487-53468937293789740378932739844237934747394798472879838479372837947283989702397389710971908797340970948193748471892364793095634719584798570791369420849739748793797489327594917493874879327893279838798482798157-74378902 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Calliou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAAAA

by Shitass, True God April 28, 2021

callington

A averagely sized town in which is full of chavs and pikeys and occasionally some gypsys around about october.
main headquarters of a calllington would be:

-PARK

-TCP

-TESCO

-KABAB

What a typical CALLINGTON lad a.k.a Top Boii

"Mate, you wanna come up Park for some shotties, then go down chippy?"..."yes meeht, shotties on!"

by Yes Mehht March 19, 2011

Caleigh

Caleigh..where do I start? Maybe with her kindness and generosity. She will go out of her way to help you, like really. Also, she just CAN’T seem to say no. If you’re a friend of hers then try not to use that as an advantage. She has a very vulnerable heart and is naive. Caleigh’s tend to bottle up their emotion and put their problems aside to help her dramatic friends (no offense). No one really seems to take notice to her feelings so that’s why she’s using to not feeling any. She is shy at first but once you like really get to know her then she is a lot more open. Caleigh’s have a charming personality and can be a germaphobic/neat freak. She’s beautiful, smart, and creative, but doesn’t like to admit it. She prefers to stay rather modest. Once she’s into a hobby she’s really into it. There’s no one more innocent, sweet, or caring as Caleigh.

Caleigh: *dog just died*
Friend: *crying*
Caleigh: What’s wrong?
Friend: *continues* (In Mind “I just feel like being dramatic”)
Caleigh: Is there anything I can help you with?

by Gabby_Kennedy October 2, 2019

Calcium Cannons

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.

“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”

by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022

cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016